So at FuckHerRight.com, we videotape hot sluts teaching us all how to give them a good fucking. Now that you can learn how to Fuck Her Right, we thought you should also know if you’ve Fucked Her Wrong. Hey, you don’t want to get with your pants down. So we present:

The Top Ten Signs You’ve FUCKED HER WRONG:

1. Instead of calling out your name, she screams the nickname of her favorite dildo
2. The sex tape you made with her shows up on “America’s Funniest Amateur Sex Videos”
3. She suggests you become an abstinence counselor
4. You keep farting and then sneeze repeatedly on her boobs
5. She’s a hooker but is so bored she gives you a refund
6. You’re about to cum and she can’t stop giggling
7. She asks for a threeway and you’re not included
8. She gets a bulk discount on viagra and keeps sneaking it into your food
9. She handcuffs you to the bed and then walks out of the room
10. You closed your eyes and then fucked her stuffed animal instead of her pussy

One Response to “You Fucked Her Wrong!”

1. The Masturbatorium » You Fucked Soft Serve! Says:
   August 22nd, 2006 at 10:57 pm

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