A Funny Sex Joke from http://www.jokesbee.com/adult/index.html:

WHAT SIZE?
A young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms and a sales girl approached him…
Sales girl: “Can I help you, Sir?”
Young man: “Yes, I want to buy some condoms.”
Sales girl: “What size do you need, Sir?”
Young man: “I didn’t realize they came in different sizes. I don’t know what size I would need.”
Sales girl: “May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need?”

As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance:
“Give me a SMALL one…”
“Wait! Make it MEDIUM…”
“Wait! Make it LARGE…”
“Shit! Give me a TISSUE !!!”

Our Recent posting, Top 10 Signs You’ve Fucked Her Wrong, inspired a few Masturbatorium readers to respond with their own.

One of our Favorites was:

“All you gave her was a hell of a lot of soft-serve.”

For those of you not in the know, Jay of Jays XXX Links defined the soft-serve as: “A euphemism for not being able to get your dick hard.”

Soft serve is just one of of the “1000 Great English Words that Never Made Webster’s” Check it out and you’ll laugh your ass off!

So at FuckHerRight.com, we videotape hot sluts teaching us all how to give them a good fucking. Now that you can learn how to Fuck Her Right, we thought you should also know if you’ve Fucked Her Wrong. Hey, you don’t want to get with your pants down. So we present:

The Top Ten Signs You’ve FUCKED HER WRONG:

1. Instead of calling out your name, she screams the nickname of her favorite dildo
2. The sex tape you made with her shows up on “America’s Funniest Amateur Sex Videos”
3. She suggests you become an abstinence counselor
4. You keep farting and then sneeze repeatedly on her boobs
5. She’s a hooker but is so bored she gives you a refund
6. You’re about to cum and she can’t stop giggling
7. She asks for a threeway and you’re not included
8. She gets a bulk discount on viagra and keeps sneaking it into your food
9. She handcuffs you to the bed and then walks out of the room
10. You closed your eyes and then fucked her stuffed animal instead of her pussy